Mwa-ha-ha!

Recognize this Lovebug?

I intercepted your winning valentine in the post and am holding it captive. (Sure messing with the USPS is a federal crime, but I'm not above breaking the law.) Ms. Green will never know how much sappy M. Dark Chocolat cares for her!

Sure you can send an e-mail or post to your girly blog...but where's your hard evidence?
Here with me! Mwa-ha-ha!

Villainy prevails over love again!

Hmm...what should the ransom be?

My Pick of the Litter Is...

You’re not the only ones who’ve been sitting on pins and needles! Thanks to the Web Gods (or Goddesses) I was denied access! But Fate smiled on me and granted me a viable Ether link. Yeah, you don’t have to wait anymore to find out who I chose for Ms. Green!

I poured over a bevy of entries (though the bags aren’t included in the snapshot above). The sap flew (some over my head with those purple prose) and a couple tears trickled down my cheek. You guys are the sweetest…well except for those mini Ms. Green’s I delved into. Yum!

Without further ado I would like to lift up a poem that made my antenna zing.

My sweet lady coated in green,
Most delectable beauty I’ve ever seen.
The simple tip inside your catty chat,
Set my fingers aquiver where I sat.
Pen to paper, tongue to lip,
I couldn’t resist penning a true-hearted quip.
For your inner loveliness, so divine,
Struck me when you let your heart shine!
A kiss would be too much to ask.
But in your brilliance I’d gladly bask.
Vividly bright, connoisseur of foresight,
Let me be your guide under love’s light.
Does M mark the spot over your heart?
That’s the place where my wooing would start.
If you’ll give me the honor of being mine,
My lovely, cocoa-shelled Valentine.

M. Dark Chocolat, bravo! This superbly worded glimpse into your inner heart of hearts was a joy to read. (Dare I mention I’m tearing up again even now?) You sir, are a gent among men. You have my vote and I shall pass on this treasure to the “sweet lady coated in green”.

What say you fans? Didn’t that hit you like one of Cupid’s famed arrows?

Pillow Talk: The Lovebug Interviews Legendary Icon Ms. Green

Lovebug: Did you know you’re a top five aphrodisiac for Valentine’s Day?

Green: I’m not number 1? What is the world coming to? Buy, buy, buy everyone!

Lovebug: I’ll hasten to add that’s across the board for men and women.

Green: Bi-lateral you say? That will make my agent happy.

Lovebug: Do you think they’ve fallen under the spell of your green allure?

Green: Green does signal go. *giggle* What lover wouldn’t want to get that at a romantic rendezvous?

Lovebug: But are you worth the coin for a titillating fix?

Green: Try a mini-me, you might like the perky results. I know every cent helps my bottom-line, and I don’t mean my assets at the bank.

Lovebug: So your clout has snagged you someone special to seduce? Mr. Red, perhaps?

Green: I’m in love with love. It’s an intoxicating thing when you’re a sought-after female.

Lovebug: Too many chips in the mix to pick just one?

Green: *giggle* My lips are sealed.

Lovebug: Is that a Valentine for me?

Green: Sorry, it’s just a visual reminder for all those randy fans who want to lick my outer candy coating. Staring is also not a turn-on.

Lovebug: How do you keep your shell in such firm shape?

Green: Living a good life, having fun and getting the boys at the factory to touch me up from time-to-time. That last tidbit will be struck from the record, right?

Lovebug: Now that we’ve covered your hard exterior, what makes your chocolaty center melt?

Green: Under contract I have to say, “I melt for no one.” Really I think it boils down to knowing I’m loved, even if the attention comes from my infamous rep. A glitter girl in the spotlight can’t let her fans down!

Lovebug: Would you trade in all your prestige for true love?

Green: All the adoration in the world can’t compare to a loved one’s sugary sweet touch.

Lovebug: So there is an enviable Mr. Green-to-be?

Green: I’m not coupled off yet. But February 14th is V-day for love, right? Perhaps today’s the day!

Lovebug: How could a guy get you to notice him among your flock of admirers?

Green: Something original that comes from his heart. I love those old ditties from the 60’s commercials.

Lovebug: And would any special candy figure into that daydreamy picture?

Green: Maybe he could steal my heart for a song…with nougat. *giggle*

Lovebug: You read it here! Whip out those valentines, scribble a jingle and send them in to Ms. Green care of yours truly. Ah, my heart is atwitter, a sure sign of a love match!


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