The Adventures of Lovebug

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Pillow Talk: The Lovebug Interviews Legendary Icon Ms. Green


Lovebug: Did you know you’re a top five aphrodisiac for Valentine’s Day?


Green: I’m not number 1? What is the world coming to? Buy, buy, buy everyone!


Lovebug: I’ll hasten to add that’s across the board for men and women.


Green: Bi-lateral you say? That will make my agent happy.


Lovebug: Do you think they’ve fallen under the spell of your green allure?


Green: Green does signal go. *giggle* What lover wouldn’t want to get that at a
romantic rendezvous?

Lovebug: But are you worth the coin for a titillating fix?


Green: Try a mini-me, you might like the perky results. I know every cent helps
my bottom-line, and I don’t mean my assets at the bank.

Lovebug: So your clout has snagged you someone special to seduce? Mr. Red, perhaps?

Green: I’m in love with love. It’s an intoxicating thing when you’re a sought-after female.

Lovebug: Too many chips in the mix to pick just one?


Green: *giggle* My lips are sealed.


Lovebug: Is that a Valentine for me?

Green: Sorry, it’s just a visual reminder for all those randy fans who want to lick my
outer candy coating. Staring is also not a turn-on.

Lovebug: How do you keep your shell in such firm shape?


Green: Living a good life, having fun and getting the boys at the factory to touch me
up from time-to-time. That last tidbit will be struck from the record, right?

Lovebug: Now that we’ve covered your hard exterior, what makes your chocolaty center melt?


Green: Under contract I have to say, “I melt for no one.” Really I think it boils down
to knowing I’m loved, even if the attention comes from my infamous rep. A glitter girl in the spotlight can’t let her fans down!

Lovebug: Would you trade in all your prestige for true love?


Green: All the adoration in the world can’t compare to a loved one’s sugary sweet
touch.

Lovebug: So there is an enviable Mr. Green-to-be?


Green: I’m not coupled off yet. But February 14th is V-day for love, right? Perhaps
today’s the day!

Lovebug: How could a guy get you to notice him among your flock of admirers?


Green: Something original that comes from his heart. I love those old ditties from the
60’s commercials.

Lovebug: And would any special candy figure into that daydreamy picture?


Green: Maybe he could steal my heart for a song…with nougat. *giggle*


Lovebug: You read it here! Whip out those valentines, scribble a jingle and send them
in to Ms. Green care of yours truly. Ah, my heart is atwitter, a sure sign of a love match!


Ms. Green M&M © 2007 Mars, Incorporated and its Affiliates. All Rights Reserved.

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