Mwa-ha-ha!
Recognize this Lovebug?I intercepted your winning valentine in the post and am holding it captive. (Sure messing with the USPS is a federal crime, but I'm not above breaking the law.) Ms. Green will never know how much sappy M. Dark Chocolat cares for her!
Sure you can send an e-mail or post to your girly blog...but where's your hard evidence?
Here with me! Mwa-ha-ha!
Villainy prevails over love again!
Hmm...what should the ransom be?
2 Comments:
At February 25, 2007 6:42 PM , Anonymous said...
Ms. Green's digits? I'm thinking you stole the winning entry so you'd look like a hot shot in front of her.
At March 7, 2007 10:34 AM , The Lovebug said...
Shame on you Love Bandit! But it just so happens that I made a copy of said valentine, and Ms. Green does know how marvelously mushy M. Dark Chocolat can be! In fact they're planning their first date now.
To make sure you got something for your troubles, I contacted a few of my friends in high places. So expect a package to be dropped off on your doorstep wrapped in brown paper. It's a frame to put that valentine in for you to remember that love does conquer baddies! Touche'!
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